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Girlfriend’s nipple nicknames leave 64-year-old feeling self-conscious

A 64-year-old man says repeated teasing over his constantly erect nipples is beginning to wear on him.

Published Aug 8, 2026, 4:00 AM EDT | LehighValleyLive

Dear Eric: I am a 64-year-old male with nipples that seem to stand at attention practically all the time. While my girlfriend doesn’t seem to have a problem with it, per se, she makes light of it quite often, and I am starting to feel a tad on the freakish side.